There will be no divorce, though: Howard is too old and tired to start over, and Beth is completely helpless and useless on her own, and she knows it.
He said that's the way you pose with your husband.
.
Although the pair only got married in 2011, they were together for 28 years—with two kids, to boot—before tying the knot.
We've rounded up some of the stranger facts about the Sterns' marriage.
Strappy dresses gave way to outfits that cover her elbows and knees.