But there wasn't even a remote chance their paths would ever cross.
The first and so painfully obvious issue was this little outfit she was wearing that made her look anything but elegant and classy, which is the look the royal family usually goes for.
Also, I'm not sure how fashionable this organization is.
Catherine Middlebum, Duchess of Dayumbridge, future Queen of Assland, may have dressed during last month's royal tour of Australia, but a new photo suggests that anything goes on the helicopter pad.
Andrew's School in the nearby town of Pangbourne.
Kate was less aggressive in the dating department.