Then again, the big tiddy goth gf craze may not be driven by literal horniness, and instead the amusement of painting yourself as some forum-lurking nerd whose great ambition is to make out with a girl wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie from Hot Topic.
There are, quite clearly, not enough goth gfs to go around to say nothing of the big tiddy kind.
Does this mean the big tiddy goth gf shortage has been largely exaggerated? Where others would skate by on the surface of human exchange, content with basic pleasantries, she refuses to ignore the animalistic terror and magnificence that Edmund Burke conjures in his.
A goth is a person in touch with the gothic side of the world — all that sumptuous darkness, romantic horror and beautiful death.
I inhale as if to shout, but instead I erupt into sobs.
You might think of this as morbid or even Satanic, but in practice, the goth is usually just a fan of black clothing, Edgar Allan Poe, tongue piercings and Victorian design.