Pippa middleton leaked pictures - kate Middleton

It must be hard being Pippa Middleton; trying to be a serious business woman and gallivanting around London, made all the more difficult because everyone knows you for being the one with the arse that stole your sister? Once inside, away from the cameras, we can only assume that various nubile members of Fortnums staff were forced to strip naked and throw foie gras at each other while the royal wenches laughed and laughed.

Kate Middleton is now a blueblood.

As nice as Kate Middleton the Duchess of Cambridge is, she stole every girl? Walking, talking and waving is such super super hard work, make no mistake.

Well done, Kate, for being so thrifty! All wearing blue jackets to cover their crudely printed? As every person on earth knows by now, William and Kate are expecting a wee Royal, and unfortunately Kate has been suffering from an unpleasant-sounding? Bored of sitting on their arses in separate palaces, eating swan pate and beating servants, the Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker Bowles decided to go on a raucous girls? Well, this is the wife of the third in line to the British throne, who is currently in the middle of a media tour of the far East.