Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most buxom beauty of all? As the signs get weirder and more specific, the sketch just gets better and better.
Holliday has been on the cover of People and was featured in Vogue Italia.
She was frequently arrested during police raids on her performances, which would be considered to be quite tame and in good taste today.
For instance, Elizabeth Taylor had a teeny-tiny waist when she was young and put on weight quite naturally over the years.
Our fabulous Gypsy decided that she didn't mind disrobing in return for monetary compensation.
In terms of figures and beauty alone, really any woman on this list could be number one.